And we all think that we’re very rational and very secular, but we make gods all the time. Everybody went apeshit when Barack Obama got elected. I was delighted. Everybody was thrilled: a sane, rational, intelligent human being in an important office. Great! But his biggest problem is everybody else! Is us! ‘Cause everybody’s in love with him! He stands up there - he’s very convincing and commanding and makes sense - he says: ‘It’s a difficult time, everyone needs to work together and be realistic about what we need to do’, and all that stuff - and everybody’s looking at him going: ‘NO! YOU DO IT! You’re SUPER JESUS. You’re so handsome when you’re serious. Do you work out?’
—Dylan Moran, What It Is (via ichoosepazuzu)